영문 Chris Rock Bigger And Blacker 크리스 락쇼 영화 대사
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Chris Rock Bigger And Blacker Script
Ladies and gentlemen...
live from the world-famous Apollo Theater...
in Harlem, New York.
Are you ready?
Please welcome Mr. Chris Rock!
Whats up...
New York?
Theres Brooklyn in the house.
Well, lm from Brooklyn.
Shit, look at this.
White people are up top tonight.
You know, l was just in my hotel,
a little while ago, on my way here...
and l got in the elevator, right?
lm getting in the elevator...
and these two high-school white boys
try to get on with me...
and l just dove off.
l said, Yall aint killing me!
l am scared of young white boys.
lf you white and under
l am running for the hills.
What the hell is wrong with these white kids
shooting up the school?
They dont even wait till : either.
Killing people in the morning.
That aint right.
The Trenchcoat Mafia.
No one will play with us.
We have no friends.
Were the Trenchcoat Mafia.
Hey, l saw the yearbook pictures.
lt was six of them.
l didnt have six friends in high school.
l dont got six friends now.
Shit, thats three-on-three with a half court.
What the hell is wrong with these kids?
l got people telling me, Come on, Chris.
Come up to a school. Talk to the kids.
lm like, Fuck the kids!
Do you got a vest?
Maybe lll think about it.
Everybody wants to know
what the kids was listening to.
What kind of music was they listening to?
Or what kind of movies was they watching?
Who gives a fuck what they was watching?
Whatever happened to crazy?
What happened to crazy?
What, you cant be crazy no more?
Did we eliminate crazy
from the dictionary?
Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. Crazy!
When l was a kid, they used to separate
the crazy kids from everybody.
When l was a kid, the crazy kids
went to school in a little-ass bus.
They had a class at the end of the school...
and they used to get out of school at : .
Just in case they went crazy...
they would only hurt other crazy kids.
And we was all safe.
We was all safe.
Damn, the worlds coming to an end.
Youll have little white kids saying:
l want to go to a black school
where its safe.
Thats right, man.
And everybodys talking about gun control,
got to get rid of the guns.
Fuck that. l like guns.
You got a gun, you dont have to work out.
l aint working out. l aint jogging.
You got pecs, l got Tecs.
Fuck that shit.
You dont need no gun control.
You know what you need?
We need some bullet control.
Man, we need to control the bullets,
thats right.
l think all bullets should cost $ .
$ for a bullet. You know why?
Cause if a bullet costs $
thered be no more innocent bystanders.
Thatd be it.
Every time someone gets shot, people will
be like, Damn, he must have did something.
Shit, they put $ worth of bullets
in his ass.
People would think before
they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $ .
Man, l would blow your fucking head off,
if l could afford it.
lm gonna get me another job,
lm gonna start saving some money...
and youre a dead man.
You better hope
l cant get no bullets on layaway.
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet...
you wont have to go to no doctor
to get it taken out.
Whoever shot you
would take their bullet back.
l believe you got my property.
Thats right, man.
See, everybody blames the kids
as fucking crazy.
Everybody wants to be mad at the kids
for shooting up the school.
What about the parents? The parents.
The parents is really fucked up, man.
Their damn parents need to go to jail
for some of this fucking shit, man.
Cause everybody knows
that crazy-ass kid that went to jail.
You go, Man, he aint never had a chance.
lf youd known his mama,
youd know he gonna be there.
l was at the club the other night,
down at Life, chilling at the club.
lm chilling with this girl. She was dancing.
lt was about : a.m. lm talking to her,
and realized she had two kids at home.
l dont mind the two kids at home,
thats all good.
But lm like,
What the fuck are you doing in a club...
at : in the fucking morning
on a Wednesday night?
What the fuck are you doing here?
ls it your birthday?
Did you get a raise?
Well, you got to get the fuck out.
You go. lm kicking you the fuck out.
Yes, bye!
Go take care of them kids
before they rob me in years.
You got to get your kid on
or your groove on.
You cant get both on at the same time.
lm tired of this shit.
And a bunch of girls are like:
You dont need no man
to help you raise no child.
Shut the fuck up with the bullshit.
Yeah, you can do it without a man
but that dont mean its to be done.
Shit, you could drive a car with your feet
if you want to.
That dont make it a good fucking idea.
l dont give a fuck.
You could be the baddest mama on earth.
l dont give a fuck how good you are.
Aint nothing you can say more powerful
than, lm gonna tell your daddy.
Cant fuck with it.
Cant come close to,
lm gonna tell your daddy.
You can have a gun at the kids head,
lll blow your fucking head off.
-So what?
-lll tell your daddy.
Okay, okay.
Cant fuck with it, man.
lm tired of bumping into these girls
at the club...
all late on a fucking weeknight.
l got a little cousin
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